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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign

out of the corner of his eye. It reads:

 

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

10 MILES

 

 

 

He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and he drives on without a

second thought. Soon he sees another sign, which says:

 

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

5 MILES

 

Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real.... Then he

drives past a third sign saying:

 

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

NEXT RIGHT

 

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far

side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the

door reading:

 

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

 

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a

long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"

 

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in

possibly doing business."

 

"Very well, my son. Please follow me."

 

The man is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.

The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this

door."

 

He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup

answers the door. This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup, then go

through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway." He gets $100 out

of his wallet and places it in the second nuns cup.

 

He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut

behind him.. As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the

parking lot, facing another small sign:

 

GO IN PEACE.

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED

BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.

SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER


Lisa

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"How many times must you fall and then get back up before reaching the goal? Do it as many times as it takes." CW

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Guest Navarican

I burst out laughing! I loved it!!! Thanks for the early morning wake-up!!!

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Now that's funny!!


Remember, we're all in this together...I'm pulling for you!

Red Green

~~~

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak Kindly. Leave the rest to God

~~~

-30!

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OMG! That is hilarious. Gonna pass this one on to a bunch of my friends.

Thanks for the laugh! :D :D :D

 

Ann


Ann

SW: 158.6 Dec 2010

G.W. 137

 

C.W. 125, Dec. 7, 2018

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funny.gif Good one!!!

Joanna :headover:

 

Ya-Ya Name ~Princess Sparrow Hawk ~

 

Recommitted 2-13-04 ~ Lifetime since 9-11-90

Heaviest weight ~ 135.6 ~ Recommit weight ~ 135.6 (2-13-04)

Current weight ~ 120.9 (8-27-04)

 

WW goal ~ 105, My goal ~ 99 :goal: (my weight when I made lifetime - I'm 4' 11" tall!!) :D

 

 

 

~~~ "Nothing's forgotten. Nothing is ever forgotten." ~~~ Robin of Sherwood

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Guest jeremysmom

ROFLMAO.....I love this one!!!!

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:angel Great one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Kelly

 

 

BE TRUE TO YOUR SELF.

 

SW 187.5/CW 145/GW 137

 

Wk 2 -2.6

Wk 3 -2

Wk 4 - .2

Wk 5 -2

Wk 6 -1

Wk 7 +1.8

Wk 8 -1

Wk 9 -1

Wk 10 +.6

Week 11 -.6

Week 12 -1

Week 13 Missed Meeting

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LOL!! I should have seen that coming!


Grainne

 

3/16/02- Made WW Lifetime

4'11"...SW 176lbs CW 154 lbs WGW 115

Rejoining weight 11/17 154 lbs

 

 

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