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Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 40, WAY over 40 or hovering near 40) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about

the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we

try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:


1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Short shorts and varicose veins

12. Inline skates and a walker

13. Thongs and Depends


Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop

Lifetimer since April 2001


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:headover: You know, sad thing is we're going to have a bunch of ppl running around just like that before you know it!! LOL Thanks for the laff!!

Remember, we're all in this together...I'm pulling for you!

Red Green


Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak Kindly. Leave the rest to God



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I just sent that to my Girlfriends, telling them to keep this in mind as they get ready for our 40th H.S. Reunion in 2006! LOL~ :)

May you be happy. May you be well. May you be free from suffering.


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Guest lafnsing

Yikes! Now those are scary images!!!

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