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How To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity



1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point

a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.


2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.


3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want

fries with that.


4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."


5. Put decafe in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has

gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.


6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For sexual favors"


7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."


8. Don't use any punctuation


9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.


10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they



11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go."


12 . Sing along at the opera.


13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.


14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical

sounds all day.


15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their

party because you're not in the mood.


16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock



17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!"


18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,

yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"


19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going

to have to let one of you go."


And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity....


20. Send this to a fried to make someone smile..Its called


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These are good!









Be faithful, be strong, be diligent.....

it's only good news if told in time.


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I love it.


SW 310

GOAL 12/4/07

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