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A Trip to the Jeweler

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A white haired man walked into a jeweler's shop late one Friday with a

beautiful young lady at his side. "I'm looking for a special ring for

my girlfriend" he said. The jeweler looks through his stock, and takes

out a beautiful ring priced at $5,000.

 

"I don't think you understand ... I want something very unique," he

said. At that, the jeweler went and fetched his special stock from the

safe. "Here's a stunning ring at $40,000." The girls' eyes sparkled,

and the man said that he would take it.

 

"How are you paying?" asked the jeweler. "By check" said the white

haired man. "You can deposit it tomorrow and I'll pick up the ring on

Monday."

 

Monday morning, a very annoyed jeweler telephones the man. "You crook,

you lied to me, there's no money in that account."

 

"I know, but try to imagine what a fantastic weekend I had. Thank

you."

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