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A Husband Shopping Center has opened in Atlanta, where a woman can go to

choose from among many men to be her husband.

 

It is laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive

attributes as you ascend.

 

There is, however, a catch.

 

You're only allowed in once.

 

Once you open the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that

floor.

 

If you go up a floor, you can't go back down except to exit the building.

 

So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door says:

 

Floor 1: These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman reads the sign.

 

"Well, that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I

wonder

what's further up?"

 

So up she goes.

 

The second floor sign says:

Floor 2: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids and are extremely

good-looking.

 

 

"Hmmm, better," says the woman. "But I wonder what's further up?"

 

The third floor sign reads:

 

 

Floor 3: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely

good-looking

and help with the housework.

 

 

 

"Wow," says the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there's more further up!"

 

And so again, she goes up.

 

On the fourth floor the sign reads:

 

 

 

Floor 4: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely

good-looking,

help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.

 

"Oh, mercy me." (That's how women talk in Georgia) "But just think... what

must be awaiting me further up?"

So up to the fifth floor she goes.

The sign on that door says:

 

Floor 5:

This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping.

Have a nice day!


Sharon

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That was funny.


Aya: born Jan. 30, 2001

Danya: born Jun. 10, 2004

 

 

Starting Date: Oct. 15, 2007

SW:185.5lbs

GW:125 lbs

 

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Guest jeremysmom

Thanks for posting....that's a hoot.

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:crazy: vera goood ,

 

giggle tee hee.


come sit down beside me, I said to myself,

and although it didnt make sense, I held my own hand as a small sign of trust,

and together, I sat on the fence" :rolleyes:

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