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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

 

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

 

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

 

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

 

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

 

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized

 

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

 

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

 

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


Lifetimer since April 2001

195/135/150WW

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Guest jeremysmom
:D Thanks for the chuckle.

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I'll have to remember some of those! LOL


~Lisa

HW 209

SW 199

CW 178.0

GW 153.0

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Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

~Buddha

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** Ba Da Boom! ** Hilarious!!


Remember, we're all in this together...I'm pulling for you!

Red Green

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Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak Kindly. Leave the rest to God

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-30!

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