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The Birthday Wish

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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd really love

to be ten again" she replied wistfully.


On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, got up, made her a nice

big bowl of Frosties and then took her off to their local theme park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the

Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there



Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was

reeling and her stomach felt upside down.


Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband

ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a ref! reshing chocolate



Then it was off to the cinema to see the latest blockbuster, complete

with a hot-dog, popcorn, a big fizzy drink, and a huge bag of M&M's,

her favourite sweets.


What a time she had!


Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed

exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and

lovingly asked, "Well, Darling, what was it like being ten again?"


Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression suddenly changed.


"You idiot", she replied. "I meant my dress size..."


And the moral of the story:


Even when a man is listening, he's still going to get it wrong.

Lifetimer since April 2001


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Guest jeremysmom

ROFL...this is tooooo true. Thanks for the laugh!!

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That was hilarious!!!!!


HW 209

SW 199

CW 178.0

GW 153.0


Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.


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