Jump to content
Health Discovery Network
Guest jeremysmom

How Kids See Things

Recommended Posts

Guest jeremysmom

I got this in an e-mail. I don't know if these really did happen, but as a mom I can see the possibility!! :D

 

 

THE WAY CHILDREN SEE THINGS!

 

 

NUDITY

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening

when a

Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark

naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout

from the

back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!

 

 

 

HONESTY

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd

dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it

in the

garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my

bathroom

and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming

little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it

fell in the toilet a few days ago.

 

 

 

OPINIONS

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a Note

from

his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are

not

necessarily those of his parents."

 

 

 

KETCHUP

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar.

During

her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to

answer

the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother.

Then

she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now.

She's

hitting the bottle."

 

 

 

MORE NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's

locker

room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies

grabbing

towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and

then

asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

 

 

 

ELDERLY

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly

shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my after noon

rounds.

The various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and

wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at

a

pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the

inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The

tooth

fairy will never believe this!"

 

 

 

DRESS-UP

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she

saw her

dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that

suit."

"And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache

the

next morning."

 

 

 

DEATH

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister

heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt.

Apparently,

his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling

that

proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and

cotton

batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the

deceased.

The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with

sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his Father

always

said: "Glory be unto the Faaaather, and unto the Sonnn ... and into the

hole

he gooooes."

 

 

 

SCHOOL

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just

wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write

and

they won't let me talk!"

 

 

 

BIBLE

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he

fingered

through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He

picked

up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had

been

pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called

out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young

boy's

voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I have 4 children who have said similar things...to cute and very funny!!


*Hugs*

~Gina~

***************

Recommitted - 2/4/04 after baby #4

SW 223.6

CW 151.2

WWG 130

PG 123.6

 

 

 

 

 

Princess Two Shakes and a Shimmey

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Too cute!!! Kids do say the darndest things..................


Jen~~

recommited June 21/07

starting W-187

cw-174.8

10% goal-169

 

 

weight.png

 

 

April challenge-get to 170

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Just adorable!


Donna

SW 310

GOAL 12/4/07

Proud to a Vegan WW.

"Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants." Michael Pollan

"Well, it seems to be working for me." Dr Michael Culmer

"Nuts are in hard shells for reasons." Dr John McDougall

"The salad IS the main course." Dr Joel Fuhrman

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The "opinions" one reminded me of what my mother said to my kindergarten teacher on my first day: "I promise not to believe everything I hear about what happens at school if you promise not to believe everything you hear about what happens at home."


Sharon

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest countrygal1313

lol lol,,,, those were pretty funny,,,,It's nice to start the day with a laugh :D

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Please sign in to comment

You will be able to leave a comment after signing in



Sign In Now

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.