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Blonde joke to end all blonde jokes!!

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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.

 

I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in

and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He

studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to

her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able

to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a

nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "...let's put all these

Frosted Flakes back in the box :confused:

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OMG....That IS funny!:crazy:


*Hugs*

~Gina~

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Recommitted - 2/4/04 after baby #4

SW 223.6

CW 151.2

WWG 130

PG 123.6

 

 

 

 

 

Princess Two Shakes and a Shimmey

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Blonde jokes? There are none...they are all true! :D


Back on Weight Watcher's 8/13/12~~Made 1st Goal of 5% loss (-11.5 lbs.=219.9 lbs.) 10/05/12 ~~Made 2nd Goal: 10% loss. (23.1 lbs. at 208.3 lbs.) 11/21/13 (208 lbs.)~~Made 3rd Goal Onederland! (199.5 lbs. 02/02/14)

 

HW 231.4 lbs. BMI 34.22 Obese

CW 196.2 lbs. BMI 28.97 Overweight 03/04/14 Down 35.2 lbs.

GW 150.0 lbs.

Height: 5'9" Healthy Weight: 125-169 lbs.

Weigh-in Day:

Friday

:bcb_madta "Doing what it takes!" :bcbkickbu

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