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Guest kcityroller

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway

for me

that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

 

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She

opened

it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

 

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday:crazy:

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Guest Cassie0624

BURN!!!!!!

 

That was great!!

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Guest KyGuY

Perfect Post for this forum... Very funny, TY

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Not a very smart man! Didn't he realize that was sudden death!!!


Michelle

As I lose the weight, I find a me I thought I'd lost!

sw 342 cw 289 gw 174

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He deserved it.....justifiable homicide.


Donna

SW 310

GOAL 12/4/07

Proud to a Vegan WW.

"Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants." Michael Pollan

"Well, it seems to be working for me." Dr Michael Culmer

"Nuts are in hard shells for reasons." Dr John McDougall

"The salad IS the main course." Dr Joel Fuhrman

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