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Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never

thought about;

 

 

 

Can you cry under water?

 

How important does a person have to be before they are considered

assassinated instead of just murdered?

 

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. .

but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny

going to?

 

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were

buried in for eternity?

 

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

 

What disease did cured ham actually

have?

 

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be

a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

 

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"

when babies wake up like every two hours?

 

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

 

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

 

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in

binoculars to look at things on the ground?

 

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

They're going to see you naked anyway.

 

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural

 

 

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible

crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

 

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about

him?

 

 

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

 

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,

why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

 

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't

point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're

both dogs!

 

 

If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why

didn't he just buy dinner?

 

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from

vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

 

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

 

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same

tune?

 

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

 

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at

you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the

window?:p

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That is way too funny. Thanks for sharing lol:D :) .

 

Lisa


This is part of my journey, glad to have you all with me, to keep me company along the ride...

For Christmas of 2004, my parents bought me pants that were a Size 18!

For this year they bought me Size 10!

Joined WW in Jan of 05 & made Lifetime in Aug of 05:strong: :) :D .

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