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Make me a daquiri

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Guest kcityroller

A doctor used to visit the same bar every day and order the

same drink day in/day out. "Fix me an almond Daquiri, Dick!"

the fellow asked."Coming right up!".

 

This was the way it went for years on end. Finally one day,

the bartender realized there were no more almonds anywhere

in his inventory, and his customer was waiting anxiously at

the bar for his favorite beverage. In a hurry, he figured

that he could use a hickory nut, crush it up, the man would

never know the difference.

 

Well, the doctor took a sip of the drink and said "Is this

an almond Daquiri, Dick?". "Well, no, it's a hickory Daquiri,

Doc." :crazy:

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G~R~O~A~N :p Good one.

 

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