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Yearly Checkup

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My yearly checkup

 

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.

 

How much do you weigh?" she asks.

 

"115," I say.

The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 140.

 

The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 6," I say.

The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 1".

 

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

 

"Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

 

She put me on prozac.


(Momma25) Momma to five

http://www.realfoodliving.com

In remission from Acute Leukemia

Diabetic, low GI and no FRANKENFOODS!

218/in-between/125

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Guest tretop23

rofl! is this a true story? just kidding!

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Guest trilliumgirk

Very funny, is it true[kidding]LOL

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