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At The Doctor's Office

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AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE

 

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."

 

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?

 

Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."

 

I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken"


I make a choice to choose the JOY of the LORD today...and tomorrow...and to make each day count for HIM.

 

start weight 174

current weight 161

recommittment loss 3 pounds

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:headover: Great One

Kelly

 

 

BE TRUE TO YOUR SELF.

 

SW 187.5/CW 145/GW 137

 

Wk 2 -2.6

Wk 3 -2

Wk 4 - .2

Wk 5 -2

Wk 6 -1

Wk 7 +1.8

Wk 8 -1

Wk 9 -1

Wk 10 +.6

Week 11 -.6

Week 12 -1

Week 13 Missed Meeting

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being a blonde...I seriously love blonde jokes! This was a really good one!


Jeannette

total loss: 88

Twoterville 12/8/06

OVER 20% LOST

"The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person doing it."

Chinese Proverb.

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firechick139:wave:

 

sw 214/cw 194/wwgw 155/pgw 148

:D "DON'T WAIL ON THE SCALE IF YOU CHEAT WHEN YOU EAT!" :D

 

"Needing to lose 70lbs seems overwhelming to me. So, I'm going to lose 1lb - 70 times. That, I know I can do"

 

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."- Confuscious

 

 

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gotta love a blonde joke ... lol :D :crazy: :D


*~* biz *~*

 

Do or do not .. there is no try!

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