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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian

woman for several years. One night, during one of

their rendezvous, she told him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he

paid her a large sum of money so she would go to Italy

to secretly have the child If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

 

She agreed, but asked how he would know when the

baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to

simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on

the back. He would then arrange for child support

payments to begin.

 

One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his

confused wife.

 

Honey, she said, "You received a very strange post

card today."

 

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said.

 

The wife watched as her husband read the card, he

turned white and fainted.

 

On the card was written...

 

 

"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without!"

 


Kelly

 

 

BE TRUE TO YOUR SELF.

 

SW 187.5/CW 145/GW 137

 

Wk 2 -2.6

Wk 3 -2

Wk 4 - .2

Wk 5 -2

Wk 6 -1

Wk 7 +1.8

Wk 8 -1

Wk 9 -1

Wk 10 +.6

Week 11 -.6

Week 12 -1

Week 13 Missed Meeting

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Guest babi2

Thanks for the laugh. That one is cute.

 

Sally

SW 289

CW 278.6

GW 150

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My MIL's family are all Italian, they will love this!!


Frank

Son of a son of a sailor

Yes, I am a Pirate-J. Buffett

 

"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never-in nothing, great or small, large or petty-never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense." Winston Churchill

 

When wine, women and song are too much-quit singing!

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Guest laralosing4good

CUTE. Thanks, I needed a laugh today:)

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