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Temperance Sermon

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Hymn #365

>

> A minister was completing a temperance sermon.

>

> With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the

> world, I'd

> take it and pour it into the river."

>

> With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine

> in the

> world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

>

> And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if

> I had

> all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the

> river."

>

> Sermon complete, he sat down.

>

> The choir leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile,

> nearly laughing,

>

> "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365,

>

> "Shall We Gather at the River."

>


Lifetimer since April 2001

195/135/150WW

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Guest Rosegirl67601

Cool, thanks...that was cute!

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