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A Blonde's Year In Review

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A Blonde's Year in Review

 

January - Took my new scarf back to store because it was

too tight.

 

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to

print labels....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit

in printer !!!

 

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle

in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

 

April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power

went out!!!

 

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong

instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those

little packets!!!

 

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a

lake with a slope.

 

July - Lost breast stroke swimming

competition....learned later, the other swimmers

cheated, they used their arms!!!

 

August - Got locked out of my car in rain

storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.

 

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't

it???

 

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

 

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .

instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

 

December - Couldn't call 911 .... "duh".....there's

no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

 

What a year!!

 

 


Lifetimer since April 2001

195/135/150WW

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Hey now, some of us are "natural blondes!" knotblondea%20blinkie.gif blonde.gif :)


Jeannette

 

"I have searched for the phrase "I shall walk the Earth and my hunger will know no bounds", but I keep getting redirected to Weight Watchers." Ianto Jones, Torchwood

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June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

December - Couldn't call 911 .... :lol: "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

 

:lol:


  • HW-142 CW-118
  • Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes its built on catastrophe.--Sumner Redstone

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