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The radio announcer said, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through. Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through. Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park.....Then the power went out.

Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says,"Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to Blondes exhibit, Norman says... "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

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Good one.:bcb_grin


Kelly

 

 

BE TRUE TO YOUR SELF.

 

SW 187.5/CW 145/GW 137

 

Wk 2 -2.6

Wk 3 -2

Wk 4 - .2

Wk 5 -2

Wk 6 -1

Wk 7 +1.8

Wk 8 -1

Wk 9 -1

Wk 10 +.6

Week 11 -.6

Week 12 -1

Week 13 Missed Meeting

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