Guest Band Mom Posted November 12, 2003 An elderly gentleman of 85 feared his wife was getting hard of hearing. Â So one day he called her doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked. The Doctor made an appointment for a hearing test in two weeks, and meanwhile there's a simple informal test the husband could do to give the doctor some idea of the state of her problem. Â "Here's what you do," said the doctor, "start out about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response." Â That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he's in the living room. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens." Â Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for supper?" No response. Â So the husband moved to the other end of the room, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for supper?" Still no response. Â Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for supper?" Again he gets no response. Â So he walks up to the kitchen door, only 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for supper?" Â Â Again there is no response. Â So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for supper?" Â (I just love this!) Â Â "Darn it Earl, for the fifth time, CHICKEN!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tutorgal 0 Posted November 12, 2003 Tee hee hee! Â I copied that and sent it on to my mom! Tutorgal ********************* Highest pre-WW weight: 270 pre-pregnancy weight: 161 Baby Girl born 3-3-06 Time to start again! SW 239.0 CW 218.0 GW 150 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
patdugan 0 Posted November 12, 2003 Cute! Pat<br /><br />A jouney of 1000 miles begins with the first step.<br /><br /><br />SW: 335.8 (original)<br />SW: 315 (second time around)<br />CW: 288<br />WG: 135 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rouge 0 Posted November 12, 2003 Just last week I had someone at work tell me this joke, and I had to have her explain it, LOL! I don't know about me sometimes! 360/260.2/160 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medb48 0 Posted November 12, 2003 What?? LOL...... Grainne  3/16/02- Made WW Lifetime 4'11"...SW 176lbs CW 154 lbs WGW 115 Rejoining weight 11/17 154 lbs   Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
girlaroundtheway 0 Posted November 16, 2003 Cute! 243.5/239.5/135 Â 233.5 Valentines Day Goal 4 down 6 to go! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs Peterson 0 Posted May 3, 2004 LOLOL! I had to think about that one for a second. ~Lisa HW 209 SW 199 CW 178.0 GW 153.0 ********* Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. ~Buddha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
