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Signs of the Times

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These are too, too funny!

 

On a hospital door to the colonoscopy unit:

"To expedite your visit, please back in."

 

On a plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."

 

On the trucks of a plumbing company:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

 

Pizza shop slogan:

"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

 

Sign over a gynecologist's office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

 

Another pizza shop slogan:

"Buy our pizza. We knead the dough."

 

At! a tire shop:

"Invite us to your next blowout."

 

Door of a plastic surgeon's office:

"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

 

At a towing company:

"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

 

In a non-smoking area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

 

On a maternity room door:

"Push. Push. Push."

 

At an optometrist's office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

 

On a taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff."

 

In a podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels."

 

On a fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

 

At a car dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

 

Outside a muffler shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

 

In a veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

 

At the electric company:

"We would be de-lighted if you pay your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

 

In a restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."

 

In the front yard of! a funeral home:

"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

 

At a propane filling station:

"Tank heaven for little grills."

 

And don't forget the sign at a radiator shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak."

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My favorite:

At an optometrist's office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

:D :D :D


You have to have a dream to have a dream come true

 

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I really enjoyed that!


~Lisa

HW 209

SW 199

CW 178.0

GW 153.0

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Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

~Buddha

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LOL! Here's another:

 

At a brake repair shop:

"We stand in front of our work."


Nancy

 

Original SW 175 (1996)

2008 stats: SW 153.6 12/31/07 ~ HW 156.0 09/15/08 ~ CW 153.2 09/22/08 ~ GW 137 ~ PGW 130

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"Good food brings good health and longevity." - Chinese fortune cookie

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