GrahamCracker 0 Posted February 4, 2004 Taking A Centipede to Church  A single guy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet.  So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.  He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today, we will have a good time."  But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to church with me and receive blessings?"  But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and learn about The Lord???"  Scroll down!!!!!!!!!!!!!   YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS! . . . . . . . . . A little voice came out of the box:  "I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my shoes."  [ February 04, 2004, 08:13 PM: Message edited by: GrahamCracker ] Gram My Pet Boutique: www.persnicketypetsboutique.com My eBay Store: http://stores.shop.ebay.com/Purrsni-kitty-Stuff__W0QQ_armrsZ1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bet 0 Posted February 4, 2004 Oh Gram, that's so funny! I am in shape..., round is a shape! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bkindsm 0 Posted February 5, 2004 I did not expect that at all. That was too funny! Becky  "Every moment is an opportunity to succeed." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paris Madeleine 0 Posted February 5, 2004 LOL! That was great! I guess it was St. Francis of Assisi day! 273.8/266.8/164 restart 1 November 14 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medb48 0 Posted February 6, 2004 So cute, cute, cute, cute, cute, cute........... Grainne  3/16/02- Made WW Lifetime 4'11"...SW 176lbs CW 154 lbs WGW 115 Rejoining weight 11/17 154 lbs   Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs Peterson 0 Posted April 29, 2004 That was cute! ~Lisa HW 209 SW 199 CW 178.0 GW 153.0 ********* Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. ~Buddha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dalensandi 0 Posted April 29, 2004 DH thinks I'm nuts! I'm laughing VERY loudly at the computer. Thanks alot!!! lol ~Sandi ~Sandi~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
