Ginaki 0 Posted February 7, 2004 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Â Â The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. Â Â Â 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Â Â Â Did you say, " Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? " (Wrong Answer) Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. Â Â Â 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? Â Â Â Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. Â Â Â Â 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? Â Â Â Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. Â [ February 07, 2004, 05:51 PM: Message edited by: Ginaki ] Lifetimer since April 2001 195/135/150WW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medb48 0 Posted February 8, 2004 Very cute. I'm going to try this with one of my 4th grade classed this week. Grainne  3/16/02- Made WW Lifetime 4'11"...SW 176lbs CW 154 lbs WGW 115 Rejoining weight 11/17 154 lbs   Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs Peterson 0 Posted April 29, 2004 Jokes that make ya think! :eek: ~Lisa HW 209 SW 199 CW 178.0 GW 153.0 ********* Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. ~Buddha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites