Ginaki 0 Posted February 9, 2004 Paddy, the Driver   Paddy the is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that there is yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers that his drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees.  Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to a stop.  The officer approaches Paddy's car and asks him what on earth he was doing.  Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops him mid sentence and says, "Fer goodness sakes, Paddy, that's yer air freshener!" Lifetimer since April 2001 195/135/150WW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quilting lady 0 Posted February 9, 2004 HEE HEE!! You have to have a dream to have a dream come true  272/146 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quilting lady 0 Posted February 9, 2004 HEE HEE!! You have to have a dream to have a dream come true  272/146 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medb48 0 Posted February 14, 2004 LOL! Grainne  3/16/02- Made WW Lifetime 4'11"...SW 176lbs CW 154 lbs WGW 115 Rejoining weight 11/17 154 lbs   Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medb48 0 Posted February 14, 2004 LOL! Grainne  3/16/02- Made WW Lifetime 4'11"...SW 176lbs CW 154 lbs WGW 115 Rejoining weight 11/17 154 lbs   Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs Peterson 0 Posted April 29, 2004 Too funny! ~Lisa HW 209 SW 199 CW 178.0 GW 153.0 ********* Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. ~Buddha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs Peterson 0 Posted April 29, 2004 Too funny! ~Lisa HW 209 SW 199 CW 178.0 GW 153.0 ********* Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. ~Buddha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
