VolGrl02 0 Posted March 1, 2004 PECANS IN THE CEMETERY Â On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. Â "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Â Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, Â "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." Â He just knew what it was. "Oh my", he shuddered, it's Satan and the Lord dividing the souls at the cemetery. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Â Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. Â "Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Â Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls." Â The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." Â When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled to the cemetery. Â Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me..." Â The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord himself." Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord. Â At last they heard, "One for you, one for me." And one last "One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence, and we'll be done." Â ... They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the boy on the bike. 173/166/135<br /><br />I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor<br />**********************************<br />Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.--Henry David Thoreau Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VolGrl02 0 Posted March 1, 2004 PECANS IN THE CEMETERY Â On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. Â "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. Â Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, Â "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me." Â He just knew what it was. "Oh my", he shuddered, it's Satan and the Lord dividing the souls at the cemetery. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Â Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. Â "Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Â Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls." Â The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." Â When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled to the cemetery. Â Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me..." Â The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord himself." Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord. Â At last they heard, "One for you, one for me." And one last "One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence, and we'll be done." Â ... They say the old man made it back to town a full 5 minutes ahead of the boy on the bike. 173/166/135<br /><br />I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor<br />**********************************<br />Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.--Henry David Thoreau Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medb48 0 Posted March 1, 2004 LOL Grainne  3/16/02- Made WW Lifetime 4'11"...SW 176lbs CW 154 lbs WGW 115 Rejoining weight 11/17 154 lbs   Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medb48 0 Posted March 1, 2004 LOL Grainne  3/16/02- Made WW Lifetime 4'11"...SW 176lbs CW 154 lbs WGW 115 Rejoining weight 11/17 154 lbs   Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bet 0 Posted March 2, 2004 I'm still laughing! Bet I am in shape..., round is a shape! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bet 0 Posted March 2, 2004 I'm still laughing! Bet I am in shape..., round is a shape! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KimR 0 Posted March 3, 2004 Real cute KimR SW/239.2<br />CW/208.5<br />GW/160.<br />Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels!!!<br />Princess Culture Vulture<br />Start date 02-03-04<br />10% 04-20-04<br />pledge 10 #<br />wk 1: -3<br />wk 2: +1 1/2<br />wk 3: -1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KimR 0 Posted March 3, 2004 Real cute KimR SW/239.2<br />CW/208.5<br />GW/160.<br />Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels!!!<br />Princess Culture Vulture<br />Start date 02-03-04<br />10% 04-20-04<br />pledge 10 #<br />wk 1: -3<br />wk 2: +1 1/2<br />wk 3: -1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs Peterson 0 Posted April 28, 2004 Liked it! ~Lisa HW 209 SW 199 CW 178.0 GW 153.0 ********* Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. ~Buddha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs Peterson 0 Posted April 28, 2004 Liked it! ~Lisa HW 209 SW 199 CW 178.0 GW 153.0 ********* Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. ~Buddha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites