Jimeezgirl 0 Posted March 12, 2004 On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:  - Two Italian Men and one Italian woman  - Two French men and one French woman  - Two German men and one German woman  - Two Greek men and one Greek woman  - Two English men and one English woman  - Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman  - Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman  - Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman  - Two Irish men and one Irish woman  - Two American men and one American woman      One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:    One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the  Italian woman.    The two French men and the French woman are  living happily together in a ménage a trios.    The two German men have a strict weekly schedule  of alternating visits with the German woman.    The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and  the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.    The two English men are waiting for someone to  introduce them to the English woman.    The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian  woman and started swimming to another island.    The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting  instructions.    The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/store/  restaurant/laundry, and have got the woman pregnant  in order to supply employees and customers for their store.    The two Irish men divided the island into North and  South and set up a distillery. They do not remember  if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy  after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However, they're  satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.    The two American men are contemplating suicide,  because the American woman will not shut up and  complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature  of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she  can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment,  the equal division of household chores, how sand and  palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend  respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they  do, and how her relationship with her mother is the root  cause of all her problems, and why didn't they bring a  cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all  rescued off this God-forsaken deserted island in the  middle of nowhere so she can get her nails done and  go shopping. Candice Mom to Kayley Elizabeth 1/29/05 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimeezgirl 0 Posted March 12, 2004 On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:  - Two Italian Men and one Italian woman  - Two French men and one French woman  - Two German men and one German woman  - Two Greek men and one Greek woman  - Two English men and one English woman  - Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman  - Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman  - Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman  - Two Irish men and one Irish woman  - Two American men and one American woman      One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:    One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the  Italian woman.    The two French men and the French woman are  living happily together in a ménage a trios.    The two German men have a strict weekly schedule  of alternating visits with the German woman.    The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and  the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.    The two English men are waiting for someone to  introduce them to the English woman.    The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian  woman and started swimming to another island.    The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting  instructions.    The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/store/  restaurant/laundry, and have got the woman pregnant  in order to supply employees and customers for their store.    The two Irish men divided the island into North and  South and set up a distillery. They do not remember  if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy  after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However, they're  satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.    The two American men are contemplating suicide,  because the American woman will not shut up and  complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature  of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she  can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment,  the equal division of household chores, how sand and  palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend  respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they  do, and how her relationship with her mother is the root  cause of all her problems, and why didn't they bring a  cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all  rescued off this God-forsaken deserted island in the  middle of nowhere so she can get her nails done and  go shopping. Candice Mom to Kayley Elizabeth 1/29/05 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
