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A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud

pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken

stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

 

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!" He

slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife.

 

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

 

"Did you help him?" she asks.

 

"No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring outside!"

 

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about

three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think

you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

 

 

The man moans, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls

out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

 

"Yes," comes back the answer.

 

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

 

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

 

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

 

"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.


Lifetimer since April 2001

195/135/150WW

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A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud

pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken

stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

 

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!" He

slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife.

 

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

 

"Did you help him?" she asks.

 

"No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring outside!"

 

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about

three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think

you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

 

 

The man moans, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls

out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

 

"Yes," comes back the answer.

 

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

 

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

 

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

 

"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.


Lifetimer since April 2001

195/135/150WW

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LMAO! :D :D :D


~Lisa

HW 209

SW 199

CW 178.0

GW 153.0

*********

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

~Buddha

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LMAO! :D :D :D


~Lisa

HW 209

SW 199

CW 178.0

GW 153.0

*********

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

~Buddha

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