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Another Blonde Joke

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A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and

she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask

God for help.

 

She begins to pray ... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I

don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well.

Please let me win the lotto."

 

Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.

 

She again prays ...God!, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business,

my house, and I'm going to lose my car as well."

 

Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.

 

Once again, she prays ... "My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my

business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often

ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to you.

PLEASE let me win the lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in

order."

 

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde

is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself .... "Sweetheart, work with Me

on this ...... Buy a ticket."


Lifetimer since April 2001

195/135/150WW

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A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and

she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask

God for help.

 

She begins to pray ... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I

don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well.

Please let me win the lotto."

 

Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.

 

She again prays ...God!, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business,

my house, and I'm going to lose my car as well."

 

Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.

 

Once again, she prays ... "My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my

business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often

ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to you.

PLEASE let me win the lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in

order."

 

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde

is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself .... "Sweetheart, work with Me

on this ...... Buy a ticket."


Lifetimer since April 2001

195/135/150WW

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LOL!


~Lisa

HW 209

SW 199

CW 178.0

GW 153.0

*********

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

~Buddha

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LOL!


~Lisa

HW 209

SW 199

CW 178.0

GW 153.0

*********

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

~Buddha

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Awwwww! Cute.


Grainne

 

3/16/02- Made WW Lifetime

4'11"...SW 176lbs CW 154 lbs WGW 115

Rejoining weight 11/17 154 lbs

 

 

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Awwwww! Cute.


Grainne

 

3/16/02- Made WW Lifetime

4'11"...SW 176lbs CW 154 lbs WGW 115

Rejoining weight 11/17 154 lbs

 

 

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