Ginaki 0 Posted May 3, 2004 A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. Â She begins to pray ... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto." Â Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it. Â She again prays ...God!, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house, and I'm going to lose my car as well." Â Lotto night comes and she still has no luck. Â Once again, she prays ... "My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE let me win the lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order." Â Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself .... "Sweetheart, work with Me on this ...... Buy a ticket." Lifetimer since April 2001 195/135/150WW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginaki 0 Posted May 3, 2004 A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. Â She begins to pray ... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto." Â Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it. Â She again prays ...God!, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house, and I'm going to lose my car as well." Â Lotto night comes and she still has no luck. Â Once again, she prays ... "My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE let me win the lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order." Â Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself .... "Sweetheart, work with Me on this ...... Buy a ticket." Lifetimer since April 2001 195/135/150WW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs Peterson 0 Posted May 4, 2004 LOL! ~Lisa HW 209 SW 199 CW 178.0 GW 153.0 ********* Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. ~Buddha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs Peterson 0 Posted May 4, 2004 LOL! ~Lisa HW 209 SW 199 CW 178.0 GW 153.0 ********* Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. ~Buddha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medb48 0 Posted May 5, 2004 Awwwww! Cute. Grainne  3/16/02- Made WW Lifetime 4'11"...SW 176lbs CW 154 lbs WGW 115 Rejoining weight 11/17 154 lbs   Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medb48 0 Posted May 5, 2004 Awwwww! Cute. Grainne  3/16/02- Made WW Lifetime 4'11"...SW 176lbs CW 154 lbs WGW 115 Rejoining weight 11/17 154 lbs   Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
