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An elderly woman bought a parrot. The woman asked if it would behave if she took it to church with her on Sundays. The owner said it shouldn't be a problem and that she could put him on her shoulder and he would stay there.

She bought the parrot and the next week she put him on her shoulder and

went off to church. Just as everyone quieted down and the sermon began, the

parrot looked around, squawked and said, "Its pretty **** cold in here!"

Everyone turned to look at her, she ran out of the church in total embarrassment!

The next day she returned to the pet store and explained the embarrassing

situation to the owner. The owner offered the following solution, "If the parrot does that again, grab him by the legs and swing him around 5 times and return him to

your shoulder.

So, the next Sunday she took the parrot to church and, sure enough, just

as the sermon started the parrot squawked, "Its pretty **** cold in here!"

Without any hesitation, the woman grabbed his legs, swung him

around 5 times and placed him back on her shoulder. The parrot shook his head, ruffled his feathers and said "Pretty **** windy, too."


Lifetimer since April 2001

195/135/150WW

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An elderly woman bought a parrot. The woman asked if it would behave if she took it to church with her on Sundays. The owner said it shouldn't be a problem and that she could put him on her shoulder and he would stay there.

She bought the parrot and the next week she put him on her shoulder and

went off to church. Just as everyone quieted down and the sermon began, the

parrot looked around, squawked and said, "Its pretty **** cold in here!"

Everyone turned to look at her, she ran out of the church in total embarrassment!

The next day she returned to the pet store and explained the embarrassing

situation to the owner. The owner offered the following solution, "If the parrot does that again, grab him by the legs and swing him around 5 times and return him to

your shoulder.

So, the next Sunday she took the parrot to church and, sure enough, just

as the sermon started the parrot squawked, "Its pretty **** cold in here!"

Without any hesitation, the woman grabbed his legs, swung him

around 5 times and placed him back on her shoulder. The parrot shook his head, ruffled his feathers and said "Pretty **** windy, too."


Lifetimer since April 2001

195/135/150WW

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Good one! thumbup.gif Being the owner of an African grey parrot. I really appreciate these parrot jokes. Funny thing is, African greys are so smart they could almost come up with a smart alec answer like that. The stories I could tell you......

 

Ann


Ann

SW: 158.6 Dec 2010

G.W. 137

 

C.W. 125, Dec. 7, 2018

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Good one! thumbup.gif Being the owner of an African grey parrot. I really appreciate these parrot jokes. Funny thing is, African greys are so smart they could almost come up with a smart alec answer like that. The stories I could tell you......

 

Ann


Ann

SW: 158.6 Dec 2010

G.W. 137

 

C.W. 125, Dec. 7, 2018

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LOL! smile.gif


Grainne

 

3/16/02- Made WW Lifetime

4'11"...SW 176lbs CW 154 lbs WGW 115

Rejoining weight 11/17 154 lbs

 

 

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LOL! smile.gif


Grainne

 

3/16/02- Made WW Lifetime

4'11"...SW 176lbs CW 154 lbs WGW 115

Rejoining weight 11/17 154 lbs

 

 

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LOLOL


~Lisa

HW 209

SW 199

CW 178.0

GW 153.0

*********

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

~Buddha

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LOLOL


~Lisa

HW 209

SW 199

CW 178.0

GW 153.0

*********

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

~Buddha

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