Ginaki 0 Posted May 19, 2004 An elderly woman bought a parrot. The woman asked if it would behave if she took it to church with her on Sundays. The owner said it shouldn't be a problem and that she could put him on her shoulder and he would stay there. She bought the parrot and the next week she put him on her shoulder and went off to church. Just as everyone quieted down and the sermon began, the parrot looked around, squawked and said, "Its pretty **** cold in here!" Everyone turned to look at her, she ran out of the church in total embarrassment! The next day she returned to the pet store and explained the embarrassing situation to the owner. The owner offered the following solution, "If the parrot does that again, grab him by the legs and swing him around 5 times and return him to your shoulder. So, the next Sunday she took the parrot to church and, sure enough, just as the sermon started the parrot squawked, "Its pretty **** cold in here!" Without any hesitation, the woman grabbed his legs, swung him around 5 times and placed him back on her shoulder. The parrot shook his head, ruffled his feathers and said "Pretty **** windy, too." Lifetimer since April 2001 195/135/150WW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginaki 0 Posted May 19, 2004 An elderly woman bought a parrot. The woman asked if it would behave if she took it to church with her on Sundays. The owner said it shouldn't be a problem and that she could put him on her shoulder and he would stay there. She bought the parrot and the next week she put him on her shoulder and went off to church. Just as everyone quieted down and the sermon began, the parrot looked around, squawked and said, "Its pretty **** cold in here!" Everyone turned to look at her, she ran out of the church in total embarrassment! The next day she returned to the pet store and explained the embarrassing situation to the owner. The owner offered the following solution, "If the parrot does that again, grab him by the legs and swing him around 5 times and return him to your shoulder. So, the next Sunday she took the parrot to church and, sure enough, just as the sermon started the parrot squawked, "Its pretty **** cold in here!" Without any hesitation, the woman grabbed his legs, swung him around 5 times and placed him back on her shoulder. The parrot shook his head, ruffled his feathers and said "Pretty **** windy, too." Lifetimer since April 2001 195/135/150WW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k9dancer 160 Posted May 20, 2004 Good one! Being the owner of an African grey parrot. I really appreciate these parrot jokes. Funny thing is, African greys are so smart they could almost come up with a smart alec answer like that. The stories I could tell you...... Â Ann Ann SW: 158.6 Dec 2010 G.W. 137 Â C.W. 125, Dec. 7, 2018 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k9dancer 160 Posted May 20, 2004 Good one! Being the owner of an African grey parrot. I really appreciate these parrot jokes. Funny thing is, African greys are so smart they could almost come up with a smart alec answer like that. The stories I could tell you...... Â Ann Ann SW: 158.6 Dec 2010 G.W. 137 Â C.W. 125, Dec. 7, 2018 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medb48 0 Posted May 21, 2004 LOL! Grainne  3/16/02- Made WW Lifetime 4'11"...SW 176lbs CW 154 lbs WGW 115 Rejoining weight 11/17 154 lbs   Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medb48 0 Posted May 21, 2004 LOL! Grainne  3/16/02- Made WW Lifetime 4'11"...SW 176lbs CW 154 lbs WGW 115 Rejoining weight 11/17 154 lbs   Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs Peterson 0 Posted June 8, 2004 LOLOL ~Lisa HW 209 SW 199 CW 178.0 GW 153.0 ********* Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. ~Buddha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs Peterson 0 Posted June 8, 2004 LOLOL ~Lisa HW 209 SW 199 CW 178.0 GW 153.0 ********* Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. ~Buddha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
