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Three men were sitting together bragging about how

> >they had set their new wives straight on their duties.

> >

> >The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania.

> >And bragged that he had told his wife she was

> >going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that

> >needed done at their house. He said that it took

> >a couple days but on the third day he came home

> >to a clean house and the dishes were all washed

> >and put away.

> >

> >The second man had married a woman from West

> >Virginia. He bragged that he had given his wife

> >orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes,

> >and cooking. He told them that the first day he

> >didn't see any results, but the next day it was

> >better. By the third day, his house was clean, the

> >dishes was done, and he had a huge dinner on the

> >table.

> >

> >The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted

> >that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes

> >washed, the cooking done and laundry washed. And

> >this was all her responsibility. He said the first

> >day he didn't see anything and the second day he

> >didn't see anything but by the third day some of the

> >swelling had gone down so he could see a little

> >out of his left eye!

> >

> >Gotta love those Texas Women!

> >


Lifetimer since April 2001

195/135/150WW

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Three men were sitting together bragging about how

> >they had set their new wives straight on their duties.

> >

> >The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania.

> >And bragged that he had told his wife she was

> >going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that

> >needed done at their house. He said that it took

> >a couple days but on the third day he came home

> >to a clean house and the dishes were all washed

> >and put away.

> >

> >The second man had married a woman from West

> >Virginia. He bragged that he had given his wife

> >orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes,

> >and cooking. He told them that the first day he

> >didn't see any results, but the next day it was

> >better. By the third day, his house was clean, the

> >dishes was done, and he had a huge dinner on the

> >table.

> >

> >The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted

> >that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes

> >washed, the cooking done and laundry washed. And

> >this was all her responsibility. He said the first

> >day he didn't see anything and the second day he

> >didn't see anything but by the third day some of the

> >swelling had gone down so he could see a little

> >out of his left eye!

> >

> >Gotta love those Texas Women!

> >


Lifetimer since April 2001

195/135/150WW

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LOL!! That was cute! :D


Maureen

235/186.2/155

Made Goal 1/26/05:crazy:

Made Lifetime 3/9/05:headover:

 

Getting healthy is hard but NOT impossible!!!:)

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LOL!! That was cute! :D


Maureen

235/186.2/155

Made Goal 1/26/05:crazy:

Made Lifetime 3/9/05:headover:

 

Getting healthy is hard but NOT impossible!!!:)

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Guest Navarican

being a Texas woman, this joke is exactly how I would have reacted to the directive. and my husband knows it!!!!! Thanks for the laugh.

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Guest Navarican

being a Texas woman, this joke is exactly how I would have reacted to the directive. and my husband knows it!!!!! Thanks for the laugh.

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~Lisa

HW 209

SW 199

CW 178.0

GW 153.0

*********

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

~Buddha

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~Lisa

HW 209

SW 199

CW 178.0

GW 153.0

*********

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

~Buddha

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I do believe that holds true for the majority of the Kansas women I know!!


Remember, we're all in this together...I'm pulling for you!

Red Green

~~~

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak Kindly. Leave the rest to God

~~~

-30!

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Being a Texas woman married to a Texas man, he KNOWS better than to try and tell me what to do! ;)


Lisa

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"How many times must you fall and then get back up before reaching the goal? Do it as many times as it takes." CW

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Guest jeremysmom

:lol: Very cute!!

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