Ginaki 0 Posted May 28, 2004 Three men were sitting together bragging about how > >they had set their new wives straight on their duties. > > > >The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania. > >And bragged that he had told his wife she was > >going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that > >needed done at their house. He said that it took > >a couple days but on the third day he came home > >to a clean house and the dishes were all washed > >and put away. > > > >The second man had married a woman from West > >Virginia. He bragged that he had given his wife > >orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, > >and cooking. He told them that the first day he > >didn't see any results, but the next day it was > >better. By the third day, his house was clean, the > >dishes was done, and he had a huge dinner on the > >table. > > > >The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted > >that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes > >washed, the cooking done and laundry washed. And > >this was all her responsibility. He said the first > >day he didn't see anything and the second day he > >didn't see anything but by the third day some of the > >swelling had gone down so he could see a little > >out of his left eye! > > > >Gotta love those Texas Women! > > Lifetimer since April 2001 195/135/150WW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ginaki 0 Posted May 28, 2004 Three men were sitting together bragging about how > >they had set their new wives straight on their duties. > > > >The first man had married a woman from Pennsylvania. > >And bragged that he had told his wife she was > >going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that > >needed done at their house. He said that it took > >a couple days but on the third day he came home > >to a clean house and the dishes were all washed > >and put away. > > > >The second man had married a woman from West > >Virginia. He bragged that he had given his wife > >orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, > >and cooking. He told them that the first day he > >didn't see any results, but the next day it was > >better. By the third day, his house was clean, the > >dishes was done, and he had a huge dinner on the > >table. > > > >The third man had married a Texas girl. He boasted > >that he told her his house was to be cleaned, dishes > >washed, the cooking done and laundry washed. And > >this was all her responsibility. He said the first > >day he didn't see anything and the second day he > >didn't see anything but by the third day some of the > >swelling had gone down so he could see a little > >out of his left eye! > > > >Gotta love those Texas Women! > > Lifetimer since April 2001 195/135/150WW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luv2lose 0 Posted May 28, 2004 LOL!! That was cute! Maureen 235/186.2/155 Made Goal 1/26/05:crazy: Made Lifetime 3/9/05:headover: Â Getting healthy is hard but NOT impossible!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luv2lose 0 Posted May 28, 2004 LOL!! That was cute! Maureen 235/186.2/155 Made Goal 1/26/05:crazy: Made Lifetime 3/9/05:headover: Â Getting healthy is hard but NOT impossible!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Navarican Posted May 29, 2004 being a Texas woman, this joke is exactly how I would have reacted to the directive. and my husband knows it!!!!! Thanks for the laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Navarican Posted May 29, 2004 being a Texas woman, this joke is exactly how I would have reacted to the directive. and my husband knows it!!!!! Thanks for the laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs Peterson 0 Posted June 8, 2004 ~Lisa HW 209 SW 199 CW 178.0 GW 153.0 ********* Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. ~Buddha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs Peterson 0 Posted June 8, 2004 ~Lisa HW 209 SW 199 CW 178.0 GW 153.0 ********* Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. ~Buddha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansaslaura 0 Posted July 2, 2004 I do believe that holds true for the majority of the Kansas women I know!! Remember, we're all in this together...I'm pulling for you! Red Green ~~~ Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak Kindly. Leave the rest to God ~~~ -30! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duchess Talks Too Much 0 Posted July 2, 2004 Being a Texas woman married to a Texas man, he KNOWS better than to try and tell me what to do! Lisa ~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~:~ "How many times must you fall and then get back up before reaching the goal? Do it as many times as it takes." CW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jeremysmom Posted July 4, 2004 :lol: Very cute!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
