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A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever

physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests,

the doctor said, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I could find

no problems. I did notice one anomaly, however."

 

"Oh, what is that, Doctor?"

 

"You have no nipples."

 

"None of my people in my tribe have nipples, " replied Running Doe.

 

"That is amazing," said the doctor. "I'd like to write this up for my Journal of Medicine if you don't mind."

 

She said, "OK."

 

"First of all," asked the doctor, "how many people are in your tribe?"

 

She answered, "Approximately 500."

 

"And what is the name of your tribe?" asked the doctor.

 

Running Doe replied "We're called..............

 

 

The Indian Nippleless Five Hundred!"

 

 

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195/135/150WW

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A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever

physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests,

the doctor said, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I could find

no problems. I did notice one anomaly, however."

 

"Oh, what is that, Doctor?"

 

"You have no nipples."

 

"None of my people in my tribe have nipples, " replied Running Doe.

 

"That is amazing," said the doctor. "I'd like to write this up for my Journal of Medicine if you don't mind."

 

She said, "OK."

 

"First of all," asked the doctor, "how many people are in your tribe?"

 

She answered, "Approximately 500."

 

"And what is the name of your tribe?" asked the doctor.

 

Running Doe replied "We're called..............

 

 

The Indian Nippleless Five Hundred!"

 

 

:rolleyes: crazy.gif kiss.gif ;)


Lifetimer since April 2001

195/135/150WW

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Joanna :headover:

 

Ya-Ya Name ~Princess Sparrow Hawk ~

 

Recommitted 2-13-04 ~ Lifetime since 9-11-90

Heaviest weight ~ 135.6 ~ Recommit weight ~ 135.6 (2-13-04)

Current weight ~ 120.9 (8-27-04)

 

WW goal ~ 105, My goal ~ 99 :goal: (my weight when I made lifetime - I'm 4' 11" tall!!) :D

 

 

 

~~~ "Nothing's forgotten. Nothing is ever forgotten." ~~~ Robin of Sherwood

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Joanna :headover:

 

Ya-Ya Name ~Princess Sparrow Hawk ~

 

Recommitted 2-13-04 ~ Lifetime since 9-11-90

Heaviest weight ~ 135.6 ~ Recommit weight ~ 135.6 (2-13-04)

Current weight ~ 120.9 (8-27-04)

 

WW goal ~ 105, My goal ~ 99 :goal: (my weight when I made lifetime - I'm 4' 11" tall!!) :D

 

 

 

~~~ "Nothing's forgotten. Nothing is ever forgotten." ~~~ Robin of Sherwood

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ugh.gif Uggggggggggggggggggh!!

Now........that's bad!!! LOL


Remember, we're all in this together...I'm pulling for you!

Red Green

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Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak Kindly. Leave the rest to God

~~~

-30!

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This cracked me up. I've just sent it to all of my aunts.

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Good One!

:D


gAnn h

 

This is THE year!!!!

 

42yrs old 5'4" - 176.4/172.2/145

 

 

 

Good Habits are as easy to form as bad ones.~Tim McCarver~

 

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. ~Ruth Gordon~

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~Lisa

HW 209

SW 199

CW 178.0

GW 153.0

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Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

~Buddha

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