Ginaki 0 Posted June 2, 2004 Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation and get drunk. Â They wake up in jail only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. Â The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. Â She says, "I just graduated from Brigham Young University, and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." Â They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately prostrate themselves, beg for her forgiveness and release her. Â The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." Â They throw the switch and, again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves, beg for her forgiveness and release her. Â The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of West Virginia and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in." Lifetimer since April 2001 195/135/150WW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quilting lady 0 Posted June 2, 2004 You have to have a dream to have a dream come true  272/146 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
foxfieldco 0 Posted June 3, 2004 Joanna  Ya-Ya Name ~Princess Sparrow Hawk ~  Recommitted 2-13-04 ~ Lifetime since 9-11-90 Heaviest weight ~ 135.6 ~ Recommit weight ~ 135.6 (2-13-04) Current weight ~ 120.9 (8-27-04)  WW goal ~ 105, My goal ~ 99 (my weight when I made lifetime - I'm 4' 11" tall!!)    ~~~ "Nothing's forgotten. Nothing is ever forgotten." ~~~ Robin of Sherwood Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs Peterson 0 Posted June 8, 2004 Very cute! ~Lisa HW 209 SW 199 CW 178.0 GW 153.0 ********* Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. ~Buddha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
