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Why Rednecks Are Not Paramedics

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A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when Bubba suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

 

Billy Bob whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"

 

The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

 

There is a silence... and then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"


You have to have a dream to have a dream come true

 

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hahahahahaha


Remember, we're all in this together...I'm pulling for you!

Red Green

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Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak Kindly. Leave the rest to God

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-30!

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:rolleyes: ..... GROAN!!!!!!!!! slap.gif


Joanna :headover:

 

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Recommitted 2-13-04 ~ Lifetime since 9-11-90

Heaviest weight ~ 135.6 ~ Recommit weight ~ 135.6 (2-13-04)

Current weight ~ 120.9 (8-27-04)

 

WW goal ~ 105, My goal ~ 99 :goal: (my weight when I made lifetime - I'm 4' 11" tall!!) :D

 

 

 

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LOL voldar02.gif


~Lisa

HW 209

SW 199

CW 178.0

GW 153.0

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Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

~Buddha

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Yikes!!! :eek:

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:D , Well, I liked it!

 

Ann


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This is THE year!!!!

 

42yrs old 5'4" - 176.4/172.2/145

 

 

 

Good Habits are as easy to form as bad ones.~Tim McCarver~

 

Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use. ~Ruth Gordon~

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