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does anyone know any camel jokes??

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My best friend's hubby is riding a camel in a parade this month and I've been sending him camel jokes. I've run out!!! Does anyone know ANY camel jokes? They don't have to be good jokes....just a camel joke. TIA~Jean

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Curious Camel

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?"

The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".

 

"OK" said the son. A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?"

 

"They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert", the camel mother answers.

 

"Thanks Mom" replies the son. After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back??"

 

The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies, "They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods."

 

"That's great mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps to store water, but... Mom?"

 

"Yes son?"

 

"Why the heck are we in the San Diego zoo?"


Lifetimer since April 2001

195/135/150WW

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Guest jeremysmom

Thank you...that's a great one :D

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Joanna :headover:

 

Ya-Ya Name ~Princess Sparrow Hawk ~

 

Recommitted 2-13-04 ~ Lifetime since 9-11-90

Heaviest weight ~ 135.6 ~ Recommit weight ~ 135.6 (2-13-04)

Current weight ~ 120.9 (8-27-04)

 

WW goal ~ 105, My goal ~ 99 :goal: (my weight when I made lifetime - I'm 4' 11" tall!!) :D

 

 

 

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Very cute


~Lisa

HW 209

SW 199

CW 178.0

GW 153.0

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Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

~Buddha

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