k9dancer 159 Posted June 7, 2004 A friend of mine sent this to me. I thought it was really cute. Enjoy.  Ann  Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.  Real Women - Leftover wine?? Hello! ****************************************************** Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.  Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares? ****************************************************** Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.  Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up anyway. ****************************************************** Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.  Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs. ****************************************************** Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white powdery mess on the bottom of the cake.  Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you. ****************************************************** Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.  Real Women - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over it, so don't do it. ****************************************************** And finally the most important tip....  A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "That was fun!!" Ann SW: 158.6 Dec 2010 G.W. 137  C.W. 125, Dec. 7, 2018 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*WWDonna* 0 Posted June 7, 2004 what a hoot! Donna SW 310 GOAL 12/4/07 Proud to a Vegan WW. "Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants." Michael Pollan "Well, it seems to be working for me." Dr Michael Culmer "Nuts are in hard shells for reasons." Dr John McDougall "The salad IS the main course." Dr Joel Fuhrman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
foxfieldco 0 Posted June 8, 2004 Joanna  Ya-Ya Name ~Princess Sparrow Hawk ~  Recommitted 2-13-04 ~ Lifetime since 9-11-90 Heaviest weight ~ 135.6 ~ Recommit weight ~ 135.6 (2-13-04) Current weight ~ 120.9 (8-27-04)  WW goal ~ 105, My goal ~ 99 (my weight when I made lifetime - I'm 4' 11" tall!!)    ~~~ "Nothing's forgotten. Nothing is ever forgotten." ~~~ Robin of Sherwood Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs Peterson 0 Posted June 8, 2004 I'm such a real woman!!!! ~Lisa HW 209 SW 199 CW 178.0 GW 153.0 ********* Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. ~Buddha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
