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Marriage At An Older Age

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Subject: Marriage At Older Age

 

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in

Florida, are

all excited about their decision to get married.

 

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and

on the way they pass drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

 

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are

you the owner?"

 

The pharmacist answers "Yes".

 

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell

heart medication?"

 

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

 

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

 

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

 

 

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?

 

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

 

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

 

Pharmacist: "Of course."

 

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis,

Jaundice?"

 

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

 

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol?

 

Parkinson's disease?"

 

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

 

 

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

 

 

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

 

 

 

Wonderful, Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to use

this store for our Bridal Registry."

 

[ June 13, 2004, 09:23 PM: Message edited by: Ginaki ]


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Guest jeremysmom

That's too cute!! Thanks for posting.

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Guest Navarican

I like that!! my parents are having their 40th anniversary this week and I will suggest that to them!!! crazy.gif

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Guest sknny95759

That was too cute! I should print that joke and take it to my weight watchers leader on Thursday if I happen to think of it or if I don't forget! :D smile.gif bcbkick.gif bcbsalute.gif crazy.gif clown.gif kiss.gif

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That is just too cute!

 

Thank you for the laugh.


I did not gain the weight overnight, therefore it can not come off overnight.

 

Dr. Phil-- "You don't have to LIKE it, you just have to DO it."

 

HW -- 234.4

CW -- 214.6

 

1st goal 10% 211.4

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