Ginaki 0 Posted June 13, 2004 Subject: Marriage At Older Age  Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married.  They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.  Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"  The pharmacist answers "Yes".  Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"  Pharmacist: "Of course we do."  Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"  Pharmacist: "All kinds."   Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?  Pharmacist: "Definitely."  Jacob: "How about Viagra?"  Pharmacist: "Of course."  Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?"  Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."  Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol?  Parkinson's disease?"  Pharmacist: "Absolutely."   Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"   Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."    Wonderful, Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to use this store for our Bridal Registry."  [ June 13, 2004, 09:23 PM: Message edited by: Ginaki ] Lifetimer since April 2001 195/135/150WW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest jeremysmom Posted June 13, 2004 That's too cute!! Thanks for posting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Navarican Posted June 13, 2004 I like that!! my parents are having their 40th anniversary this week and I will suggest that to them!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest sknny95759 Posted June 14, 2004 That was too cute! I should print that joke and take it to my weight watchers leader on Thursday if I happen to think of it or if I don't forget! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MollySue 0 Posted June 15, 2004 That is just too cute! Â Thank you for the laugh. I did not gain the weight overnight, therefore it can not come off overnight. Â Dr. Phil-- "You don't have to LIKE it, you just have to DO it." Â HW -- 234.4 CW -- 214.6 Â 1st goal 10% 211.4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites