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The Seamstress

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One day, while a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her

thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and

asked, "Why are you crying?"

 

 

The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water, and she

needed the thimble to make her living.

 

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden thimble.

 

 

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No."

 

 

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver thimble. "Is this your

thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No."

 

 

The Lord went down again and came up with a wooden thimble. "Is this your

thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes."

 

 

The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three

thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.

 

 

Some time later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the

riverbank, and her husband fell into the river.

 

 

When she cried out, The Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you

crying?"

 

 

"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the water!"

 

 

The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. "Is

this your husband?" the Lord asked.

 

"Yes," cried the seamstress.

 

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

 

The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding

Lord. You see if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up

with Tom Cruise. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with

my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three.

Lord, I am a poor woman and am not able to take care of all three

husbands, so THAT'S why I said yes to George Clooney."

 

 

The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it is for a good and

honorable reason, and for the benefit of others. That's our story, and

we're sticking to it!

 

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Lifetimer since April 2001

195/135/150WW

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Guest jeremysmom

ROFLMAO This is a great one....thanks for posting!! :D :D :D

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Lol~!!!!! :)


Remember, we're all in this together...I'm pulling for you!

Red Green

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Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak Kindly. Leave the rest to God

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