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1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?

Unique Up On It.

 

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?

Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

 

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

They Take The Psycho Path

 

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?

You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

 

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

Dam!

 

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?

Polaroids

 

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?

A Stick.

 

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?

Nacho Cheese.

 

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?

Subordinate Clauses

 

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?

Quattro Sinko.

 

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?

Spoiled Milk.

 

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?

Frostbite.

 

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

A Nervous Wreck.

 

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?

Anyone Can Roast Beef.

 

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?

Right Where You Left Him.

 

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?

Because They Have Big Fingers.

 

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?

Because It Scares The Dog.

 

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?

Sanka.

 

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?

The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

 

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?

Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

 

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?

A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!

A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

 

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

 

Now, admit it At least one of these made you smile


Lifetimer since April 2001

195/135/150WW

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Guest jeremysmom

I loved the one about the Harley and the Hoover....my bf has a Harley and I know he'll get a kick out of it. :D

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That was fun! :D


Joanna :headover:

 

Ya-Ya Name ~Princess Sparrow Hawk ~

 

Recommitted 2-13-04 ~ Lifetime since 9-11-90

Heaviest weight ~ 135.6 ~ Recommit weight ~ 135.6 (2-13-04)

Current weight ~ 120.9 (8-27-04)

 

WW goal ~ 105, My goal ~ 99 :goal: (my weight when I made lifetime - I'm 4' 11" tall!!) :D

 

 

 

~~~ "Nothing's forgotten. Nothing is ever forgotten." ~~~ Robin of Sherwood

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Thanks for these. My father is in the hospital with an illeus, and I've printed this out to take to him. He can tell jokes to all the hospital staff!


Donna

SW 310

GOAL 12/4/07

Proud to a Vegan WW.

"Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants." Michael Pollan

"Well, it seems to be working for me." Dr Michael Culmer

"Nuts are in hard shells for reasons." Dr John McDougall

"The salad IS the main course." Dr Joel Fuhrman

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