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Maxine For President!

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Maxine on 'Driver Safety': 'I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have

to keep my hands free for making gestures.'



Maxine on 'Housework': 'I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an

incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible.'



Maxine on 'Lawn Care': 'The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I

recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.'



Maxine on 'The Perfect Man': 'All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what

I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed.'



Maxine on 'Technology Revolution': 'My idea of rebooting is kicking

somebody in the butt twice.'



Maxine on 'Aging': 'Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works

much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita.'

Smoke free since 11/15/07

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She gets my vote.



3/16/02- Made WW Lifetime

4'11"...SW 176lbs CW 154 lbs WGW 115

Rejoining weight 11/17 154 lbs




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