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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.


MAN: "Hello"


WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"


MAN: "Yes"


WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"


MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."


WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked."


MAN: "How much?"


WOMAN: "$ 90,000"


MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."


WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."


MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."


WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"


MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."


The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

Smoke free since 11/15/07

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That is hilarious. I've never heard that one before. I had no idea where it was going. Good one.

Highest Pregnancy Weight: 240.0

WW Starting Weight: 204

Goal Weight: 174

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That's cute.



3/16/02- Made WW Lifetime

4'11"...SW 176lbs CW 154 lbs WGW 115

Rejoining weight 11/17 154 lbs




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