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The Perfect Husband

 

 

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

 

MAN: "Hello"

 

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

 

MAN: "Yes"

 

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

 

MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."

 

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked."

 

MAN: "How much?"

 

WOMAN: "$ 90,000"

 

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

 

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

 

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

 

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

 

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

 

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"


Smoke free since 11/15/07

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That is hilarious. I've never heard that one before. I had no idea where it was going. Good one.


Highest Pregnancy Weight: 240.0

WW Starting Weight: 204

Goal Weight: 174

Current Weight:

170.0

 

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That's cute.


Grainne

 

3/16/02- Made WW Lifetime

4'11"...SW 176lbs CW 154 lbs WGW 115

Rejoining weight 11/17 154 lbs

 

 

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