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Dogs and Light Bulbs... funny!

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Guest Bubbleteagirl

This made me laugh!

 

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

 

Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

 

Rottweiler: Make me!

 

Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh? Huh?

 

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

 

Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

 

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls.

 

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

 

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

 

Mastiff: Screw it yourself! I'm not afraid of the dark...

 

Doberman: While it's out, I'll just take a nap on the couch.

 

Boxer: Who needs light? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

 

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!

 

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb?

 

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

 

Old English Sheep dog: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

 

Basset Hound: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

 

Westie: Dogs do not change light bulbs -- people change light bulbs. I am not one of THEM so the question is, how long before I can expect my light again?

 

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

 

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?

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Very Cute.


Grainne

 

3/16/02- Made WW Lifetime

4'11"...SW 176lbs CW 154 lbs WGW 115

Rejoining weight 11/17 154 lbs

 

 

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