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Funny stuff from Irish WW classes

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Guest dancingthepoundsaway

I go to a great class in Dublin our leader is brialliant and always leaves us with a great catch phrase or joke at the end of class

 

I've only joined this site but will post each week anything that gives me a giggle!!

 

From last week:

 

A lady complained that she is never able to keep up the motivation over christmas time..

 

His reply:

 

'Well... think of it this way, Would you rather look like a christmas cracker or a christmas pudding?????'

 

 

We may all end up with no friends cause we're sick of them offering us chocolates... but at the and of all you'll be a skinny bitch and you won't care!!!!!

 

Make your list,

Check it twice,

Are you going to be naughty,

Or do you want to look nice???

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He's too funny!...................:bcb_grin

 

Is a "Christmas cracker" one of those things that is cinched-in at the top and the bottom? Filled with surprises?...


May you be happy. May you be well. May you be free from suffering.

 

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Guest dancingthepoundsaway

hehe ye the ones you pull both sides off and try and win

 

But in Ireland it also means a very good looking girl... Like you'd say she's a cracker instead of saying she's sexy!!!

 

I have class 2mo morning so im sure I'll have some more!!!!

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Guest dancingthepoundsaway

Aw I'm so rude my name is Karen!!!

 

I would love to attend an American WW class to see the difference!!

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Just back from class!!!

 

Down 1/2 a pound... every little helps

 

Anyways funny stuff:

 

'Every man goes through 4 phases of Santa:

 

1) Believing in Santa

2) Not believing in Santa

3) Dressing up as Santa

4) Starting to look like Santa'

 

 

and

 

 

'One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.'

and

'Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever'

 

Hope this makes some1 laugh

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Just back from class!!!

 

Down 1/2 a pound... every little helps

 

Anyways funny stuff:

 

'Every man goes through 4 phases of Santa:

 

1) Believing in Santa

2) Not believing in Santa

3) Dressing up as Santa

4) Starting to look like Santa'

 

and

 

 

'One of life's mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.'

and

'Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever'

 

Hope this makes some1 laugh

 

Karen............You are SO LUCKY!!!:bcb_grin

 

I love them all! LOL.


May you be happy. May you be well. May you be free from suffering.

 

Check out my website! Plant-Powered.com :bcb_smile

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I don't think CW fits in these categories, or maybe he does: #1?

 

He sure brings a lot of cheers and encouragement to this blog. Thanks CW!:bcb_up


*Irene* Thin for Life: Yes!

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I'll make sure I post weekly all the funny bits from class...

 

Actually he had a very good idea to stop us from drinking too much around the christmas period...

 

He wrapped a beer mat with a weight watchers points tracker sheet so that every time you picked up your beer you had to see your tracker and put the beer back down lol

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