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Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

Bobby Darin ---

Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Herman's Hermits ---

Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .

Ringo Starr ---

I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees -- -

How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Roberta Flack---

The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash ---

I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon---

Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores ---

Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye ---

Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem---

A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer ---

You Make Me Feel Lik e Napping.

The Temptations ---

Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.


Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando ---

Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy ---I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore---It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.



And Last but NOT least

Willie Nelson ---On the Commode Again

Smoke free since 11/15/07

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They are too funny!! I love oldies and can relate to what you said. They are really good.:salut

Starting Weight - 212

Current Weight - 212

Goal Weight - 160



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