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Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect..... . So why practice?


Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa.


One should love animals. - They are so tasty .


Save water. - Shower with your girl friend.


Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught.


Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.


Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.


The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.


Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.


Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.


Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop


Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children


"Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep


There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning


"Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !


"Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!


God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.


When two's company, - three's the result!


The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.


A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........

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Food for thought...Perhaps even a whole meal!:bcb_grin



3/16/02- Made WW Lifetime

4'11"...SW 176lbs CW 154 lbs WGW 115

Rejoining weight 11/17 154 lbs




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