Ginaki 0 Posted April 22, 2010  A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on   the door..   The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,  standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.  "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.  "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us?  I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband..  "Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk.. Lifetimer since April 2001 195/135/150WW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medb48 0 Posted April 23, 2010 Now that's a great way to start my morning. Grainne  3/16/02- Made WW Lifetime 4'11"...SW 176lbs CW 154 lbs WGW 115 Rejoining weight 11/17 154 lbs   Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bianca 10 Posted April 27, 2010 That's pretty cute! HW 251.8 ☼ SW 237.5 (03/18/13) ☼ CW 225.8 (4/15/13) ☼ GW 165 (tenative) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lindasdd 10 Posted May 6, 2010 Haha. That was actually pretty funny. Linda's Diet Delites Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
