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Tell Me This Won't Happen To Us Joke

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Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters, " Was I getting in or out of the bath?" The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see."

She starts up the stairs and pauses "Was I going upstairs or down?" The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters, she shakes her head sadly and says, "I'm sure thankful that I'm not as forgetful as they are , knock on wood!" and raps her fist on the table a few times.

She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."

 


Lifetimer since April 2001

195/135/150WW

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Good one! Thanks for sharing this!

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