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  1. Diet Coke Chicken

     

     

     

    Makes 4 servings

     

    Ingredients:

     

    4 skinless boneless chicken breasts

    1 cup catsup

    12 oz can diet cola

     

    Put chicken in non-stick skillet. Pour catsup and diet cola over the top. Bring to boil.

    Cover, reduce heat and cook for 45 minutes. Uncover, turn up the heat and continue to

    cook until the sauce becomes thick and adheres to the chicken. It turns into the most

    incredible BBQ sauce and it's only 4 points per serving. Yummm!

    POINTS: 4


  2. ve this Recipe for BBQ Chicken you can cook it on top of the stove or in the oven. It is really good served with rice. Hope this helps..

     

     

    Diet Coke Chicken

     

     

    Makes 4 servings

     

    Ingredients:

     

    4 skinless boneless chicken breasts

    1 cup catsup

    12 oz can diet cola

     

    Put chicken in non-stick skillet. Pour catsup and diet cola over the top. Bring to boil.

    Cover, reduce heat and cook for 45 minutes. Uncover, turn up the heat and continue to

    cook until the sauce becomes thick and adheres to the chicken. It turns into the most

    incredible BBQ sauce and it's only 4 points per serving. Yummm!

    POINTS: 4


  3. I have a guestion. The meeting was really busy today so I didn't get a chance to ask the leader. When I weighed in the last couple times. The first time it said 2.6 lose and then 2 and tonight .2. Altogether I have lose 4.8 lbs. Is that 4 3/4 lbs?

     

    what is the correct amounts for .2 .4 .6 .8?


  4. I have the Hostess mini chocolate cupcakes, 1 point per package of 3. I also use the 100 calorie packs quite often. I love the grasshoppers. They got me over the hump on those girl scout cookie, thin mints.

    I love these things. Any of the 100 cal snacks are great. Some are 2 & some are 3.


  5. Here's one. But I'm looking for one I got fromm WW Years ago. I might call my old leader.

     

     

     

    Oriental Green Beans

     

    Ingredients

     

    1 lbs. trimmed green beans\1 tbsp. oriental sesame oil\3 tbsp. soy sauce\1 Tbsp. garlic cloves\1 tsp. granulated sugar

     

     

     

    Cook green beans 4-5 minutes or until tender in a large pot of rapidly boiling water. Combine soy sauce, oil in small bowl while beans are cooking. Set aside. Drain beans. Set aside. Spray wok or 10" skillet with nonstick cooking spray; place over medium-high heat. Add garlic. Cook 20-30 seconds, stirring constantly, until sofened. Add green beans. Cook about 2 minutes, stirring and turning constantly, until well coated. Add soy sauce mixture. Continue to stir and turn about 1-2 minutes, until most of the liquids are absorbed. 4 servings 1 point each


  6. I'm going to a Banquet tonight and they have a Appetizer Table. They have med size shrimp and the book says 1/2 cup of shrimp or 2 ozs of shrimp is 1 point. Does anyone know about how many that would be.

     

    Thanks


  7. :crazy: We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find

    that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt

    so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable

    training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had

    calluses on our backs.

     

    Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along

    with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone

    crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert

    tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had.

     

    Our next little rite of passage (premarital or not) was having sex for

    the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your

    uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with

    his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the

    fuss was about.

     

    Then it' was off to Motherhood where we learned to live on dry crackers

    and water for a few months so we didn't spend the entire day leaning

    over Brother John. Of course, amazing creatures that we are (and we

    are), we learned to live with the growing little angels inside us

    steadily kicking our innards night and day making us wonder if we were

    preparing to have Rosemary's Baby.

     

     

     

    Our once flat bellies looked like we swallowed a watermelon whole and

    we pee'd our pants every time we sneezed. When the big moment arrived,

    the dam in our blessed Nether Regions invariably burst right in the

    middle of the mall and we had to waddle, with our big cartoon feet,

    moaning in pain all the way to the ER.

     

    Then it was huff and puff and beg to die while the OB says, "Please

    stop screaming, Mrs Hear-me-roar. Calm down and push. Just one more

    good push (or 100)," warranting a strong, well-deserved impulse to punch

    the doctor (and hubby) square in the nose for making us cram a wiggling,

    mushroom-headed 10lb bowling ball through a keyhole.

     

     

    After that, it was time to raise those angels only to find that when

    all that "cute" wears off, the beautiful little darlings morphed into

    walking, jabbering, wet, gooey, snot-blowing, life-sucking little poop

    machines.

     

    Then come their "Teen Years." Need I say more?

     

    When the kids are almost grown, we women hit our voracious sexual prime

    in our early 40's - while hubby had his somewhere around his 18th

    birthday.

     

    So we progress into the grand finale: "The Menopause," the Grandmother

    of all womanhood. It's either take HRT and chance cancer in those now

    seasoned "buds" or the aforementioned Nether Regions, or, sweat like a

    hog in July, wash your sheets and pillowcases daily and bite the head

    off anything that moves.

     

    Now, you ask WHY women seem to be more spiteful than men, when men get

    off so easy, INCLUDING the icing on life's cake: Being able to pee in

    the woods without soaking their socks...

     

     

    So, while I love being a woman, "Womanhood" would make the Great Gandhi

    a tad crabby. Women are the "weaker sex"? Yeah right. Bite me.

     

    :crazy:


  8. A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian

    woman for several years. One night, during one of

    their rendezvous, she told him that she was pregnant.

    Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he

    paid her a large sum of money so she would go to Italy

    to secretly have the child If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.

     

    She agreed, but asked how he would know when the

    baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to

    simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on

    the back. He would then arrange for child support

    payments to begin.

     

    One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his

    confused wife.

     

    Honey, she said, "You received a very strange post

    card today."

     

    "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said.

     

    The wife watched as her husband read the card, he

    turned white and fainted.

     

    On the card was written...

     

     

    "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without!"

     


  9. A story with a moral:

    A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

     

     

    Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"

    The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine, celebrate our good fortune and see where the evening leads." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

     

    The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police....

     

    MORAL OF THE STORY:

    Women are clever. Don't mess with them... :D

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