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  1. Now you know we ALL look like that when singing in our cars when we (think) no one is looking!! Haha!
  2. Turkey Pepperoni!!! You get like 17 slices for 2 points, so I'll just use about 8 and cut them up. Really adds a spicy kick and worth the point!
  3. Dude, you forgot "floss!":D
  4. Oooooh, that's bad!
  5. Haaahaaa Vince! Sorry, but that's awesome! Bet your teachers didn't let you do any make up work! Heeeehehee. (Go Mom!)
  6. Isn't she just a doll!!! You look mahvelous Terry!
  7. Somehow it didn't post in list form, but still fuuuunnnnnny and worth reading!!!
  8. (I'm working on a lesson plan for tomorrow and just happened upon this! LMAO!) Excuse Notes DeLuxe These are actual excuse notes from parents (Including original spelling) Collected by Nisheeth Parekh University of Texas Medical Branch @ Galveston My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre)(dyrea) (direathe) the s****. * words were crossed out in the ( )'s Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
  9. sweetmaddie

    Groan alert!

    I don't get it.....
  10. I have a problem with mental pause too!
  11. I love the one about scratching the itch! Sooo true! My dh says he's "adjusting"...hmmm.......
  12. Hilarious! I had to think on the Mickey Mouse one...
  13. What Guys Really Mean"I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "It's a guy thing." Really means.... "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "Can I help with dinner?" Really means... "Why isn't it already on the table?" "Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." \means... Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response. "It would take too long to explain." Really means... "I have no idea how it works." "I'm getting more exercise lately." Really means... "The batteries in the remote are dead." "We're going to be late." Really means... "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac." "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard." Really means...."I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "That's interesting, dear." Really means... "Are you still talking?" "Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love." Really means... "I forgot our anniversary again." "You expect too much of me." Really means... "You want me to stay awake?" "That's women's work." Really means... "It's difficult, dirty, and thankless." "You know how bad my memory is." Really means... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday." "Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal." Really means... "I have severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt." "I do help around the house." Really means... "I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket." "Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing." Really means... "I sure hope I think of some reasons pretty soon." "I can't find it." Really means... "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless." "What did I do this time?" Really means... "What did you catch me doing?" "I heard you." Really means... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and I'm hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next days yelling at me." "You look terrific." Really means... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving." "I missed you." Really means... "I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper." "I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are." Really means... "I'm lost. I have no idea where we are, and no one will ever see us alive again." "We share the housework." Really means... "I make the messes, you clean them up." "This relationship is getting too serious." Really means... "You're cutting into the time I spend with my truck." "I don't need to read the instructions." Really means... "I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help."
  14. Whoa! Serious redneckedness!
  15. Awesome recipe. We love this in our house! The lemon, wine, and capers make it taste so yummy and thickening the sauce a bit with a tad of flour makes it taste so rich! Yum!
  16. Just tried the LC in smashed broccoli! Tasted like soufle (sp??). It was VERY VERY good. I used the whole bag of frozen broccoli. Steamed in water with 2 bouillon cubes and cooked it to death. Smashed, added LC (1 wedge) and 2 tbsp. of parm for the whole thing. I gave it 1 pt. since there is still about 2 cups left over. This was so good, very filling, and super healthy!
  17. This sounds good, but I had to turn my slider to get the points. (6, but on line, so I say 7!!) How can we lighten it a bit?
  18. Just had the MSF parm chkn on a light whole wheat english muffin with a slice of 2% pepper jack, sprouts, and tomato. THIS IS SUCH A GOOD SANDWICH for 5 pts. Bump!!
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